Top Ten Holiday Gifts for Your Favorite Werewolf
1. Tearaway pants
2. Lunar Calendar
3. Breath mints
4. Heavy Duty Wax Kit
5. New watch (preferably gold, not silver)
6. Travel guide to London
7. Grandmother Dress-up kit
8. Tick brush
9. Signed headshot of Michael J. Fox
10. Homemade Mix CD featuring:
- Bark at the moon—Ozzy Osbourne
- Werewolves of London—Warren Zevon
- Bad Moon Rising—Credence Clearwater Revival
- Lil' Red Riding Hood—Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
- Hungry Like a Wolf—Duran, Duran
- etc.
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