When you're married to a shapeshifter who turns into a wolf, the phrase you say most often is:
- Pick up your socks.
- Don't shed on the furniture.
- If the sex is really good tonight, I'll give you a dog biscuit.
When you discover your boyfriend shapeshifts into a hawk, you should:
- Check to see if Tupperware makes a snack-size container for live rodents.
- Seriously consider whether you can mate in a tree.
- Never look up with your mouth open.
Your panther turns into a man before your very eyes and tries to sweep you off your feet. Do you:
- Tell him the romance is over if you catch him licking himself.
- Keep the catnip locked up.
- Put on a catwoman suit and go for it.
An alpha male, when shown a Kubota B24 tractor with optional backhoe, says:
- How many horsepower is it?
- I can't wait to drive that bad boy.
- I love the orange paint!
You're having a party and your husband's college friends show up. You:
- Get trapped sympathizing with the guy who got caught by animal control … and neutered.
- Answer the door and tell the cops the howling is a fraternity ritual.
- Find yourself yelling, "Don't moon the werewolf!"
You know your superhero boyfriend is aroused when he says:
- "That made my spider senses tingle."
- "I'm not really faster than a speeding bullet."
- "The bat signal is up."
You know you've met the man of your dreams when:
- He's a wealthy fighter pilot turned Indiana Jones-type archeologist who morphs into a hawk because his family is part of a 1000-year-old pact with the devil.
- He's a wealthy wine-maker who morphs into a wolf because his family is part of a 1000-year-old pact with the devil.
- He's wealthy.
"Darkness Chosen" is my four-book series about (surprise!) a family of shapeshifters destined to break the 1000-year-old pact with the devil. Into The Flame is the final installment, and I'm so excited about "Darkness Chosen" series, I created a special paranormal section on my website, with excerpts and extra material, and a thrilling introduction that highlights a cat's eye view of a chase through the woods. Make sure you watch with the sound on!
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