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‘Why?'

'Cause iss got the last word.'

Montalbano was befuddled. What? Can computers talk now? ‘Cat, what the hell are you saying?'

‘Iss like diss, Chief. When summon don't want summon to look at the poissonal tings he got inside, he gives it a lass word.'
Montalbano understood. ‘You mean a password?'

‘Ain't dat what I said? And if you don't got the lass word, y'can't get in.'