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There are lots of things we do to maximize our children's safety on Halloween. We make sure that their Halloween costumes are free of adornments that can double as choking risks, long ties that can cause strangulation, and dangling hemlines that equal tripping hazards. We have learned to look for toxic chemicals in our face paints and to make sure that masks fit properly so that they don't obstruct vision.
We weed through our kids' loot, making sure that every piece of candy is virginal-perfectly wrapped and unadulterated. We hastily remove anything homemade or even potentially homemade, anything punctured, ripped, crinkled, or crumbling.
Some parents stick reflective tape to the outside of the costumes so that cars can see them more easily. Others arm their children with glow sticks or flashlights. We hold hands crossing the street and we insist on using the crosswalk.
If you think you do everything you can to maximize your child's safety, you are wrong. Because you haven't put down your cell phone yet.














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