Top Ten Reasons to Date a Vampire
10. They sleep all day, so no complaints about how much time you spend with the girls.
9. They usually have Renfield-types hanging around who can be used for running errands, general house cleaning and pest control.
8. Superhuman strength means no more struggles to open jars.
7. Easy storage in a basement or closet (so they don't take over your house).
6. Personal protection is no longer a worry.
5. They never ask you to cook for them.
4. Most come from an era when men actually knew how to dance.
3. They have stock portfolios going back centuries.
2. They don't age.
1. And the top reason for dating a vamp-centuries of practice!
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